Thursday, December 16, 2010

Casual encounter? I think not.

Last night I got an offer for sex from a guy on match.com. The conversation went as follows:
Me: How's the match stuff going for you so far?
Him: Ok but right now I am just looking for sex.
Me: Any luck? I would think that women need at least a few dates to determine if they want to hook up. How many times do you meet someone before you move on? Are you picky about who you hook up with? Do you have repeat encounters? Are the women that you like put on booty call speed dial?
Him: Well for sex there is no dating and I have had repeated encounters.
Me: Awesome. Good luck with that!
Him: I guess you don't want to have sex ;)
Me: Well, not at the moment and I hate to keep you waiting. LOL!

Let me just say a few things. First, I am NOT going to be blogging about actual sex. That stuff is private and I am not an exhibitionist . . . at least not at this time, ha! Second, I immediately crossed this guy off my list of possibilities because I think that I need at least a few dates to determine whether or not I am even interested in having sex with someone. Craigslist is the place to go for casual encounters.

So, Mr. "U don't have to call", I certainly won't!

2 comments:

Brandon said...

Wow. Just, wow.

Sonja said...

right?!?!
I mean, he didn't even answer my question about being picky. I guess that means he's not. This would be another strike against him